its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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