at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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