Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My cat gives me a boner
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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