my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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