I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!