He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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