So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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