Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i dont even know how to be here
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.