And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip