I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.