i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.