it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
3 2 1 whiskey
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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