Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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