clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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