i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
