You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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