You're so nebulous sometimes
Your tits are I can't wait for
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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