I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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