Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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