the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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