11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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