Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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