I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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