are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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