In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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