Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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