This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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