Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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