Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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