Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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