You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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