sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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