Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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