Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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