Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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