Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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