Can i not drive my cunt home
I looked at my own cervix.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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