Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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