I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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