What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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