i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And then the night went full on bisexual.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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