We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
