he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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