They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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