Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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