I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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