Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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