What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
