have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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