I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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