I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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