i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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