I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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