Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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