Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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