I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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