How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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