we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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