Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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