Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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